怎样？厉害吧？
别小看我咯。。


因为这是刚买的
完整无缺，没动过，哈哈
假期太无聊了
没东西玩，买一个来过日子也好

只怕日子是会越来越难过
因为我是完全不会玩！！
谁要教我啊？

随便啦
去找那个半桶水的意慧教好了
没鱼虾嘛好~哈哈哈
意慧，准备一下
你需要的只是。。
多点的耐性和爱心！呵呵



我要这个！！
啊~~~
翻转了Queensbay还有Gurney的Toy'R'us
都找不到小新！=(
是被哪个小家伙买了？！
作莫没有再进货？
伤心咯

意慧，为什么当初不帮我买？
不买不要紧
但为什么你要让我知道它们的存在？
你太残忍了。。

就酱。。鱼尾的名就酱臭了
哈哈哈
开玩笑啦，表生气
等下鱼尾纹跑出来就糟！

看太多宫心计的后果

Jaslyn Pei Ju ：毒死你~

Fishtail Onehui：还好本宫命硬~哈哈

Jaslyn Pei Ju：都是本宫饶你一条x命

Fishtail Onehui：哀家不跟你斗~跟你斗长命~哈哈

Jaslyn Pei Ju：朕废佐黎哩个鱼尾妃你只知惊！来人~拖出去~煎给朕吃！

Fishtail Onehui：你个猪太妃系奸角，最终被人拖出去的系黎啊~

Jaslyn Pei Ju：现在朕大势，朕瓦事！你在吵，朕要缝你个嘴！！

Fishtail Onehui：原来黎系武则天阿？朕系你用的咩？无礼刁妇，竟敢以下犯上？来人，同哀家收入天牢，秋后处决！

Jaslyn Pei Ju：大胆刁妇，竟敢出言不逊侮辱朕！！武则天经已归天！朕系刚刚登基个皇帝。黎竟敢系度胡闹！！朕已经缝你嘴，煎你皮~仲甘多嘴！来人~拖出去五马分尸！BYE~

Fishtail Onehui：系咯，武则天已经归天佐，黎han翻啦，仲要假冒皇上？真希不知廉耻~同我拖你个刁妇去喂狗！

Jaslyn Pei Ju：你经已被五马分尸+缝嘴+煎皮=瓜佐

但是现在看黎仲系冤魂不散~系度胡说八道
真是凄凉~

Fishtail Onehui：黎sot geh, 哀家中生欧欧系度~黎有幻象症~来人，带这个疯婆去天上，给她跟有疫症的人一起，让她老死山中

Jaslyn Pei Ju：可怜的冤魂~黎真是很可怜~阿弥陀佛~

（喂。我累了，哈哈。看戏去。拜拜）

奶奶就酱离开了我们
两年里，我们痛失四个亲人
这一次奶奶的离去
一切的东西都好像很熟悉
再次办丧事、带孝
上香跪拜
念往生咒、阿弥陀经等等
这是我们作为子孙能为奶奶尽的最后一份孝心

奶奶享年91岁
儿孙满堂，曾孙也有三个了
她在天国一定会保佑我们

这几天都睡不好
累了，写不下去
收拾心情，生活还是要过

Playlist updated

Playlist Updated

1. Without Me
2. Lose yourself
3. Crack A Bottle

Used to listen to his songs few years back.
Love the songs, love the lyrics
Love his tongue twisting rapping style
And of course love the INSANITY of Eminem!❤

Without Me - Eminem

[Intro]
Two trailer park girls go round the outside;
round the outside, round the outside
*scratches*
Two trailer park girls go round the outside;
round the outside, round the outside
*scratches*

Guess who's back
Back again
Shady's back
Tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back
guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back.. {*Eminem hums*}

[Verse 1: Eminem]
I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more
They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?)
Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker
than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
by the doctor when I'm not co-operating
When I'm rockin the table while he's operatin (hey!!)
You waited this long, now stop debating
Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovu-lating
I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney
but your husband's heart problem's complicating
So the FCC won't let me be
or let me be me, so let me see
They try to shut me down on MTV
But it feels so empty, without me
So, come on and dip, rum on your lips
Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits
And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE!

[Chorus: Eminem]
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me

[Verse 2: Eminem]
Little Hellions, kids feelin rebellious
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feelin like prisoners helpless
'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!!
A visionary, vision of scary
Could start a revolution, pollutin the airwaves
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
in the fact that I got everyone kissin my ass {*smak*}
And it's a disaster, such a castastrophe
for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me?
Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
{*bzzt*} Fix your damn antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna
enter in, in the front of your skin like a splinter
The center of attention, back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Investing in your kid's ears and nesting
{*bzzt*} Testing, attention please
Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me
Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free
A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?

[Chorus]

[Verse 3: Eminem]
A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with
anybody who's talkin this shit, that shit
Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked
worse than them little Limp Bizket bastards
And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie
You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me
You don't know me, you're too old, let go
It's over, nobody listen to techno
Now let's go, just gimme the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol {*knife slices*}
But sometimes the shit just seems
everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm dis-gus-ting
But it's just me, I'm just obscene
No I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
to do black music so selfishly
and used it to get myself wealthy
(Hey!!) There's a concept that works
Twenty million other white rappers emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty, without me

[Chorus]

{*Eminem sings this twice:
"Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la"*}

[Eminem] Kids!

Lose Yourself - Eminem

Look, if you had one shot or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?

[Verse 1]
Yo, his palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There is vomit on his sweater already
Moms forgettin' he's nervous
But on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drops bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's jokin' now
The clock's run out, time's up, over BLOW!
Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad
But he won't give up that easy, no he won't have it
He knows his whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, he's dope, he knows that
But he's broke, he's so sad that he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home
That's when it's back to the lab again, yo
This whole rhapsody, better go capture this moment
And hope it don't collapse on him

[Chorus]
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment you own it you better never let it go, oh
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
Cuz opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment you own it you better never let it go, oh
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
Cuz opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better

[Verse 2]
Soul's escapin' through this hole's that is gaping
This world is mines for the taking
Make me king as we move toward a new world order
A normal life is boring
But superstardom's close to post mortem
It only grows harder, homie grows hotter
He blows us all over, these hoes is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he's known as the Globetrotter
Lonely roads got him
He knows he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold ya nose cuz here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold prada
They moved on to the next shmo who flows
Who nose dove and sold nada
And so the so proper
His toll, it unfolds and I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on
Duh duh doe, duh doe, dah dah dah dah

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
No more games, I'ma change for due called rage
Tear this muthafuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginnin', the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped writin' the next cipher
Best believe somebody's payin' the pied piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my nine to five
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
Cuz, man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Pfifer
This is my life and these times are so hard
And it's gettin' even harder tryin' to feed and water
My seed plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein' a father and a pre-madonna
Baby momma drama, screamin' on her
Too much for me to wanna stay in one spot
Another damn or not has gotten me to the point
I'm like a snail, I've got to formulate a plot
Or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only muthafuckin' option, failure's not
Momma love you but this trailer's got to go
I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, it's my shot
Feet fail me not
Cuz maybe the only opportunity that I got

[Chorus]

[Outro]
Duh doo
You can do anything you set your mind to, man

瘦版Baby版的小新很可爱叻
小葵也是啊
广志那搞笑的样子怎么变得那么帅气
美雅那泼辣难忍的样子也变得贤淑~哈哈
但是怎么少了小白？
中间那个就是已离世的作者，臼井先生
(其实我也是不明白为什么把他的发型画到那么YEH?哈哈)

昨天，把最后一本蜡笔小新给看完了
是出自臼井先生的最后一本
心里难免不舍
以后蜡笔小新还会继续出版吗？
那么会是由谁代笔呢？
其实~没有人能够取代臼井先生笔下的小新
=(

我只是想说

我只是想说，活在这世上，很多时候并不能像想象中如意，不能时时刻刻称心。烦恼并不会因为笑了而离去；但不笑又岂能知道这世界的美好？
曾经听过，如果活在世上，没有一些伤心的事，那怎么在开心的时候突现那份喜悦。有阴就有阳，大概是这样，方才平衡。
心理的不平衡又另作谈论。不奢望有的不代表不想拥有，可能就是没有去想过，或是自知没有能力办到; 不想做的事，可能就只是为求自保；看到的人或事，可以选择性接受，但谁又会理会那结局呢？一直以来梦寐以求的，哪怕是多番的苦苦哀求也于事无补。剩下的，只有无奈。所以我选择沉默。
不想做的事情很多，很想做的事情更多。但是无从下手，有心无力。
我不理会你怎么想，我只想为了我身边的人，活得更好。
偶尔我会发现我的能力有限。我沉默，我忧愁，以至被人误会。我不想多加解释，为的是不想让自己泥足深陷。

在某个部落格里看到这两句，觉得挺有意思。

误会 往往都是因为不懂得说话的学问句子的重组，
误会 往往都是因为彼此都选择闷在心里保持沉默。

读了，不禁让我有片刻的深思。
寻寻觅觅，冷冷清清，凄凄惨惨戚戚。
脑海会出现某些画面。
啊~就是如此，就是这种感觉。

其实我什么都看不见，我只是在假装。

COMING SOON~

惊心动魄、感人肺腑的场面
害我从头哭到尾
足足两个小时半
可能看戏之前已经很EMO
再看到那些感动的场面
我更不禁泪流如注

当时有着很多很多的想法
就以哭来发泄 来治疗吧
现在眼睛又肿又累
还是睡觉好了~晚安

原来考试的时候才是最开心最兴奋的
因为埋头苦读的当儿
我会幻想自己考完试的喜悦
还会和室友她们讨论考完试后要做些什么
当时我们都很兴奋

但是刚才945am的时候
我并非想象中开心
就只是，“噢？考完了”

话说今天的华文2试卷
就是有考那本 捡屎 (简史) 的
考之前就知道这 捡屎 只会出4题Objectives

照理来讲 在非常时刻
正常的人是会放弃读这本（蛮厚的）
然后注重在Essay

我自认是个不是那么 正常的人
所以就做了傻事
先秦文学。。读读读。。读到清代文学去 @@
因为我觉得身为一个华文老师
有必要要了解这东西
即使是 捡屎 那么难坑
都要坑了它

结果今天考试的时候
4题都不肯定
答案模棱两可
印象最深刻的是其中一个选择题

昨晚我告诉秀丽
骚赋 是copy屈原的离骚的
都有名叫骚了 所以它是很HIAO的
所以叻 你要记住 它是抒情的（不是叙事的）
这是我最有把握的一题

浪费了多少青春 多少血泪
结果酱 T.T

这也不禁让我想起在Sem 1的时候
不懂花了多少心思读完那本 中国通史
当天考试的时候
我还教意慧
“你要记得 酱酱酱 就是指男方的”
“酱酱酱 就是指女方的”

考试第一题就中了
考完出来意慧告诉我
我才恍然发现我错了！

“是你教我的叻，怎么你自己错的？”
=.=
我也是很想知道~
这种算是 能医不自医吗？

真的是闻者伤心 听者流泪
算了啦
教得懂人家就好了
*伤心*

回到家咯
当然是吃最为重要
吃饱了
当然是上网

也终于去剪了头发
看着头发一撮一撮被剪下来
心里感到很痛快
哈哈~听起来好像有点变态

这几天每晚才睡那三四个小时
累到爆
今天考完试了也还没好好休息 @@
宫心计 我也看不下去了
明天再接再厉

暧昧

一直以来
我付出了那么多
但是回报
我还真的是看不见
等了很久 还是不见你的踪影


我很期待 我很想念
期待那一天的到来
想念那一份的喜悦
哪怕 结局会是如何
我不管了


我知道 只要我坚持信念
你会是属于我的
我深信 在不久的将来
会有属于咱俩的世界


总喜欢呐喊你的名字
因为总会让我甜在心里


你不会明白那种甜蜜涌上心头的感觉
是因为你不曾在乎过我
总是要我等待 总是要我难过


我还是不会放弃
我还是会选择呐喊你的名字




你姓"考"
我欣赏这一个姓氏

你名字是"完试"
我觉得很有你的风格

给你添加一个乳名
因为我觉得特别亲切
"放假"~
这个乳名你喜欢吗?

不管你喜欢也好 不喜欢也好
我就是酱霸道 酱专制
喜欢呐喊你的名字

"考完试! 放假!"

怎样？！
接受我的表白吗？
我告诉你哦
醒目的话，就快点出现在我眼前
要不然 我改变主意
你可别后悔！
（我哪里舍得Zek）


*细语*
到底几时才考完zek？
我已经彩排了考完试那一刻的脸部表情很久了
彩排到脸部都快抽筋了 都还没有考完的?

*呐喊*
我要解脱 我要解脱
我要假期 我要假期
我要剪头发 我要剪头发
我要学做菜 我要学做菜
我要吃雪糕 我要吃雪糕
我要钱 我要钱
我要血拼 我要血拼
我要看港剧 我要看港剧

我要睡觉 我要睡觉

是的 本人现在blog到想要睡觉了
YES~明天又是一科
迫不及待要把你解决掉
等我吧~晚安

明天又要去见那个很cute的印度婆医生了
哎~很怕
听不清楚
而且又隐隐作痛
都没有心念书

只有担心
只有害怕

期待

曾经。。

有种感觉叫做 熟悉
有种感觉叫做 陌生
有种感觉叫做 错觉

有种感觉叫做 假装
有种感觉叫做 虚伪
有种感觉叫做 逞强

现在。。

有种感觉叫做 释怀
有种感觉叫做 解脱

我期待 即将来临的未来

无意中在费时簿里面看到这张照片
觉得很得意就用此借题发挥啦

其实不用Study Week, 我也是没得上MSN（很烂的学院不让我们上MSN）
其实不用Study Week, 我依然还是会睡觉（只是半夜不睡觉，然后在班上睡觉）
其实不用Study Week, 我定时定侯都会上费时簿（都有名叫费时簿，就是让我浪费时间的一个管道）
其实不用Study Week, 我每天都需要讲一些废话（为了配合室友意慧，要不然我无法生存。这种算是入乡随俗吗？）
其实不用Study Week, 我也是不会玩DOTA (因为我曾经拜表弟为师，结果下场是把他气死)
其实不用Study Week, 我依然会上网 （即使我要用整个世纪的时间来开一页的facebook home, 我也爽！）




等考试等到很累~
读了很久（浪费时间很久），都还没考
几时才等到“考完试的那一刻”啊？！









终于。。
明天就要考第一张了
本人现在是处于“非常安详”的状态
这个是毫无压力吗？
也好啦，死得安详，至少不会那么痛苦










*打从心底*










DUCK POWER-ING!!
压力（鸭力）